Deal Or No Deal Friday – Chocolate Edition

This week we have come across a deal or no deal that will go down in our Deal Or No Deal history. Its definitely….well, interesting to say the least. Take a look for yourself:

Let’s evaluate: First of all, I’m sorry, but this looks all kinds of wrong. The masseuse hand full of chocolate looks awkward (and creepy!), and the dripping chocolate looks unappealing when it should otherwise. At the end, when it says “need we say more”, we say YES PLEASE, because this doesn’t make sense and we have many questions. Why chocolate, and how is it helpful for your skin? Are you supposed to eat the chocolate after the massage? If not, who does or what happens to it? Most importantly, what on earth is FIG MOIST HEAT?! When I Google that, nothing comes up. To top it off, spending $92 on a deal with so many unknowns is a never a good idea.

This has been stamped a deal FAIL!

Happy Friday Lifesta Lovers,

Larry

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2 Responses to Deal Or No Deal Friday – Chocolate Edition

  1. Eran Davidov says:

    This deal is part of the new recycling trend. Basically old food goes on the compost heap, where it ferments and heats up and is split into useful components. The discarded chocolate melts into great massage medium, and the figs, well, we had to do SOMETHING with the figs.
    Did we mention that each massage comes with nose plugs?

  2. Jane K. says:

    OMG! I love this!! You are too funny Larry! HAHAHAH such a good post. This really is weird and creepy, and I dont understand it. Can’t wait for next weeks deal!

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