Deal Or No Deal Friday – Chocolate Edition

This week we have come across a deal or no deal that will go down in our Deal Or No Deal history. Its definitely….well, interesting to say the least. Take a look for yourself:

Let’s evaluate: First of all, I’m sorry, but this looks all kinds of wrong. The masseuse hand full of chocolate looks awkward (and creepy!), and the dripping chocolate looks unappealing when it should otherwise. At the end, when it says “need we say more”, we say YES PLEASE, because this doesn’t make sense and we have many questions. Why chocolate, and how is it helpful for your skin? Are you supposed to eat the chocolate after the massage? If not, who does or what happens to it? Most importantly, what on earth is FIG MOIST HEAT?! When I Google that, nothing comes up. To top it off, spending $92 on a deal with so many unknowns is a never a good idea.

This has been stamped a deal FAIL!

Happy Friday Lifesta Lovers,

Larry

Deal Or No Deal Friday!

Hey Lifesta fans! Its that time of week….another Friday, another Deal or no Deal!

Check out this daily deal for a voucher to Wine Insiders.

Let’s evaluate: First of all, springtime is right around the corner, and that means warmer weather, more house parties, bbq’s, and spending quality time with friends and family! Be prepared for your guests with some exquisite wine to provide. This offer from Wine Insiders is great because you can have wine shipped directly to your door. It is also a major steal – you save a whopping 67%! There are only 6 left on Lifesta!


The verdict? This has been stamped a deal WIN!

Have a wonderful weekend everyone,

Larry

Deal Or No Deal?

In this edition of ‘Deal or no Deal’, we find something very interesting on Yipit. Yipit is an amazing aggregator website for Daily Deals, but sometimes it shows funny deals that seem off to us!

Check out this deal below in San Francisco for a night at the Palace of Fine Arts….

Let’s evaluate: What film clips will we see? Will Clive Owen be there, or will he just be in the film clips? To top it off, what are my savings? Zero dollars?! Ummm, NO!

This has been stamped a Deal FAIL!

Happy Friday everyone,

Larry

Say Cheese!

Used shoes. Need we say more?

Original deal: Play it Again Sports St. Louis Deal of the Day | Groupon St Louis.

How’d you like your beer cooked?

What’s our specialty? It’s easy. First we get the pint of beer. Then we serve it to your table. Then we add in our specialty sauce. Naaaah. I can’t tell you – it’s a secret family recipe.

BloodBeer(TM)

Original at: http://livingsocial.com/deals/3470-50-off-cocktails-and-lounge-food

If you want us to sleep for you, dial 1 now

This deal from Groupon’s great local rewards program has us stumped. Why would we give up our hard-earned points just so we’d be able to go to sleep? Aren’t we already paying rent for that? Now if we were paying for someone to sleep for us, well, that’s different. But isn’t this a bit expensive for a half-hourly hotel?

Original deal (only if you’re a rewards member): Yelo | Groupon Local Rewards.

Technorati claim code: XPYZKXD733T9

Neck-xersize

Bloomspot had a great deal on personal training session.There were two great benefits we haven’t seen anywhere:

  • It’s exercise for your brain – to get a session you just have to decipher the limitations.  For example, if my subway train leaves Brooklyn at 4:30a going north at 5mph, will I have to pay the extra $10 for my 45 minute session on a Saturday?
  • It’s exercise for your neck – as you hold up those dumbbells, one of their associates will intensely stare at the back of your head, causing your hair to stand on end.

The Neck-xercise

Original deal: inSHAPE – $65 (Reg. $200) for Two Personal Training Sessions + 30% off sessions for the rest of the month – BloomSpot.

3 per Body Area

The plethora of deal sites popping up in the wake of Groupon has got us excited. There’s everything from BuyWithMe, LivingSocial, DealOn and KDBdeals to Homerun, Mamapedia and many many others.

Daily deals come with a variety of limitations. Limit 1 per user. Limit 2 per table. Can only be used on odd Tuesdays when the moon is full, between 2:05a and a quarter to 4.

But this one caught our eye. An incredible discount from Lifebooker Loot for stretch mark removal, but somehow we don’t think you’ll come out quite done.

3 per body area

But don’t despair! A competing stretch mark removal service is bound to soon offer a deal on a different site. Will probably be limited to 4 Groupons per stretch mark or 2 DealOns for each skin blemish.

Original deal at http://nyc.lifebooker.com/getloot/skinny_medspa_2

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